I think I should actually take a break. This is a dangerous business. Carpal Tunnel, man.
Did I write about Edythe's and I's brillant reflection on lesbians? Well, if I did, it'll be that pleasant feeling of deja vu.
I walked by these two girls with a baby in Panera. I commented on the child, who was drooling and looking up at me like a fish and so forth, and they just glared. I walked away.
Me: Geez.
Edy: What?
Me: (tells of event)
Edy: Let me see. (walks by them, comes back)Don't worry about it. They're ugly lesbians. Nobody likes ugly lesbians.
Me: They're useless.
We are terrible people.
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